- Sheriff Crowley: Your friend Lucas died on his knees, begging for his life.
- Duncan MacLeod: We'll see how you do.
- Sheriff Crowley: In the future, I'll remember to leave your friends in peace.
- Duncan MacLeod: What future?
- [Beheads him]
- Duncan 'Mac: For thousands of years Immortals have fought and Watchers have observed. One day, there will only be one of us left. And some day maybe none at all. Somebody has to record that we've lived. Somebody has to record the history we've seen and the lessons we've learned.
- Duncan 'Mac: Did you finish those invoices?
- Richard H. 'Richie' Ryan: Not yet...
- Duncan 'Mac: What've you been doing?
- Richard H. 'Richie' Ryan: I've been busy.
- Duncan 'Mac: [mockingly] You've been busy?
- Richard H. 'Richie' Ryan: [returns mock] Yeah, I've been busy.
- Duncan 'Mac: You know what I think? I think you've got too much time on your hands, I think you need to spend a little time in jail.
- Richard H. 'Richie' Ryan: Jail? Whoa whoa whoa! What for? For assault with a paper airplane? For littering in your office?
- Duncan MacLeod: Just trust me.
- Leo Atkins: You're a hoot, friend. The last person who said that to me stole my shoes while I was asleep.