- Sgt. Herrald: You're a beautiful woman, and a guy would be crazy, but men are men. These things happen.
- Sam Thompson: Why don't you just take this to One Hour Photo?
- Duncan MacLeod: Because we don't have an hour to spare and, uh, I happen to be wanted for murder.
- Sam Thompson: He's joking, right?
- [Tessa shakes her head]
- Sam Thompson: I forgot, he doesn't have a sense of humour.