- Boomer Brooks: [Encouraging Joey] You're gonna go into that ring Friday and turn this neighborhood around. They gonna be a buncha kids there watchin' the fight. They gonna find out you don't have to be a Satan's Helper to be somebody. Just be a good person and work hard, that's what makes you somebody.
- Jonathan Smith: [after three gang members thump their car hood] Look at those guys. They don't exactly look like Mouseketeeers.
- Jonathan Smith: C'mon, what are you worried about? I'm not worried.
- Mark Gordon: Well, of course you're not worried; you're already an angel. I thought I'd put it off for a little while.
- Jonathan Smith: I've been tryin' to figure out how to solve this, but it's not up to me. It's not up to any angel.
- Mark Gordon: Well, if an angel can't handle it, who can?
- Jonathan Smith: I think this is a job for the Masked Rider.
- Large Woman #2: [the Masked Rider and his friends walk past] Hey, what's goin' on? This ain't Halloween!
- Man on Street: They're shakin' down Satan's Helpers!
- Large Woman #2: Satan's Helpers?
- Man on Street: That's right. They got Boomer Brooks and two crazy white guys say they gonna bust him out!
- Large Woman #2: Hey, let's see this one go down!