- Mortimer Mouse: Ah, can it. Your news is older than Rafiki.
- Timon: Ooh hoo ha! Older than Rafiki! Ha ha ha!
- [Gets clubbed on the head by Rafiki]
- Clarabelle Cow: Uh... I have other big news.
- Mortimer Mouse: What? That Snow White is the farest of them all?
- Timon: He he he!
- [Gets clubbed on the head by the Wicked Queen]
- Clarabelle Cow: The big secret is that I am quitting mainstream rumors!
- Atropos: Huh. Didn't see that coming.