How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM (2006)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : [In Lily's class] ... And so the life of a television reporter is very rewarding, and I strongly urge you to consider it as a career. Thank you.
[Girl puts up her hand]
Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah?
Little Girl #1 : Do you have a fiancé?
Lily Aldrin : Marshall was here yesterday. They just learned the word "fiancé."
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, no, I don't have a fiancé.
Little Girl #1 : Then who do you live with?
Robin Scherbatsky : Well, actually, I've got five dogs.
Little Girl #1 : Don't you get lonely?
Robin Scherbatsky : [With emphasis] No, I've got FIVE dogs.
Little Girl #1 : My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely.
Robin Scherbatsky : Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady. Not that your grandmother is...
[Trails off]
Robin Scherbatsky : Does anyone else have a...? Yes?
Little Boy #1 : Are you a lesbian?
Robin Scherbatsky : No, are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a les...
[Lily interrupts her]
Lily Aldrin : Okay, let's have a big hand for Robin the reporter.
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Barney Stinson : We haven't reached legendary yet. We're just at the "le." We still have the "gen", the "da", the "ry"
Lily Aldrin : Well if we're at the "le" I say we follow it up with a "t's go home."
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, you just got burned, phonics style.
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Lily Aldrin : Okay, it's time for bed.
Barney Stinson : What? No. It's 2:30.
Lily Aldrin : Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m.
Barney Stinson : You know, I have found, in my travels... that all the best things in life happen after 2:00 a.m. When I look back at the best stories of my life - the Liberty Bell incident, the little scrape I got in at the Russian Embassy, the almost four-way.
Marshall Eriksen : You never had a four-way.
Barney Stinson : I said "almost." All those things happened after 2:00 a.m; because after 2 AM is when things get- audience say it with me- LEGENDARY.
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Ted : I made up my mind, I'm gonna end it with Victoria
Lily Aldrin : Gonna?
Ted : Yes. First thing tomorrow
Lily Aldrin : Ok, but, as of... right now, at 2.45 a.m you still have a girlfriend!
Lily Aldrin : Ted, I love you. I love Robin, but if you do this right now, your entire future with her will be build on a crime.
Lily Aldrin : Just go home Ted, don't do this the wrong way
Ted : I hate how you're always right
Lily Aldrin : It's my best and most annoying trait