How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM (2006)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : Do you want to come over?

  Ted : Why? What's up?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer and I was going to make some juice, and I was, like, "You know who likes juice? Ted."

  Ted : I love juice.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Great. So you want to come over and make juice?

  Older Ted : When it's after 2:00 a.m., just go to sleep because the decisions you make after 2:00 a.m. are the wrong decisions.

  Ted : Okay, sure. I'll come over. We'll... juice.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Have you ever had one of those days where nothing at all that monumental happens but by the end of it you have no idea who you are anymore or what the hell you're doing with your life? Do you ever have one of those days?

  Ted : Uh, about once a week.

• Ted : I got some vegetables. I got carrots, I got beets...

  Robin Scherbatsky : Or we could just drink vine.

  Ted : Vine not. Huh. That's the stupidest thing I've ever said.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [In Lily's class]  ... And so the life of a television reporter is very rewarding, and I strongly urge you to consider it as a career. Thank you.

  [Girl puts up her hand] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah?

  Little Girl #1 : Do you have a fiancé?

  Lily Aldrin : Marshall was here yesterday. They just learned the word "fiancé."

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, no, I don't have a fiancé.

  Little Girl #1 : Then who do you live with?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, actually, I've got five dogs.

  Little Girl #1 : Don't you get lonely?

  Robin Scherbatsky : [With emphasis]  No, I've got FIVE dogs.

  Little Girl #1 : My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady. Not that your grandmother is...

  [Trails off] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Does anyone else have a...? Yes?

  Little Boy #1 : Are you a lesbian?

  Robin Scherbatsky : No, are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a les...

  [Lily interrupts her] 

  Lily Aldrin : Okay, let's have a big hand for Robin the reporter.

• Sandy Rivers : We should have sex.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Stunned]  What?

  Sandy Rivers : Why not? We're both available, we're both attractive, we're both good at it. At least, I'm good at it. And even if you're not, don't worry, I'll have a good time either way.