How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Pilot (2005)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
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Quotes
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Lily Aldrin : Ugh! I'm exhausted, it was finger-painting day at school and a five year old boy...
[Opens jacket to reveal a hand shaped stain on her blouse]
Lily Aldrin : got to second base with me.
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Barney : So, Ranjit, ever do it with a lebanese girl?
Lily Aldrin : Okay, that's my Barney limit.
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Ted : [arriving at Robin's apartment] Okay. Moment of truth. Wish me luck.
Barney : Ted's gonna get it on with a TV reporter. "This just in." Okay.
Lily Aldrin : Kiss her, Ted! Kiss her good!
Marshall Eriksen : Kiss the crap out of that girl!
Ted : Marshall, remember this night. When you're the best man at our wedding and you give a speech, you're gonna tell this story.
Barney : Why does he get to be the best man? I'm your best friend!
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Marshall Eriksen : [after sex in the kitchen] I promised Ted we wouldn't do that.
Lily Aldrin : Did you know there's a Pop Tart under your fridge?
Marshall Eriksen : No, but dibs.
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Marshall Eriksen : [Ted is telling him and Lily about his first date with Robin] So? Did you kiss her?
Ted : No, the moment wasn't right. Look, this woman could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.
Lily Aldrin : Aw. Ted, that's so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch.
Ted : What? I did not chicken out. You know what? I don't need to take first kiss advice from some pirate who hasn't been single since the first week of college.
Lily Aldrin : Ted, anyone who's single would tell you the same thing. Even the dumbest single person alive. And if you don't believe me, call him.
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[giving a toast]
Marshall Eriksen : To my fiance!
Lily Aldrin : To the future!
Ranjit : To one hell of a night!