"How I Met Your Mother" Return of the Shirt (TV Episode 2005) Poster

Anne Dudek: Natalie

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  • Natalie : [Ted just broke up with Natalie]  I'm not the one for you?

    Ted : I'm sorry. I just thought the mature thing to do...

    Natalie : It's my birthday!

    Ted : Yes, I know I didn't mean to...

    Natalie : It's my birthday, and you're telling me I'm not the one for you?

    Ted : It's really not such a big deal. I mean it's the odds. It's like you lost the lottery.

    Natalie : Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery?

    Ted : No, no, no. I didn't mean that.

    Natalie : So what's the problem?

    Ted : It's... I can't explain it.

    Natalie : Try!

    Ted : It's... ineffable.

    Natalie : I'm not "F-able"?

  • Ted : I am calling her; this is crazy I haven't talked to her in, like, three years. I wonder if she even remembers me.

    Natalie : [Picks up the phone]  Hello?

    Ted : Natalie, it's Ted Mosby.

    Natalie : Go to hell.

    [Hangs up] 

    Ted : She remembers me.

  • Narrator : Remember when Natalie said...

    Natalie : [in flashback, at the bar]  I got a Krav Maga class in about half an hour.

    Narrator : It turns out that Krav Maga is not a form of yoga. It's a form of guerrilla street fighting developed by the Israeli Army.

    [Natalie proceeds to beat up Ted] 

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