- Carol Abrams: David, you're terrific. You really know how to handle people without getting angry.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Oh, are you saying you kissed me because I didn't bodily throw you out of the arcade?
- Carol Abrams: No. I kissed you because you helped me study for my diagnostic exam. I aced it!
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Oh, not bad for a first year intern, Doctor. Actually, all I did was check the answers in your textbook.
- Carol Abrams: No, David, that's not quite true. Most of the answers you corrected you didn't even have to look in the book. You knew.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I told you, I had several years in the medical corps.
- Robert Benson: So that's what your doing in New York. You think this Hulk of yours is taking in a few Broadway shows.
- Jack McGee: The Hulk's no joke, Bobby. He's real. And he's a killer. He's also the biggest knockdown, drag-out, five star final that I have ever latched on to.
- Robert Benson: Jack, you're lucky that paper of yours hasn't kicked you right out on your ear. This thing is becoming an obsession with you.
- Jack McGee: Well maybe so, but right now the Hulk is down there, somewhere. I'm gona find him.
- Carol Abrams: You know, since you arrived here three weeks ago I've been asking you questions and you've been dancing right around them like Rudolf Nureyev.
- Jason Laird: Whoever hired you made sure you came to the city nice and clean, a real mystery man.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: No, no, there's no mystery about me. I'm broke. I'm working in the arcade to make a couple of bucks. Now that is my entire story, all of it.
- Jason Laird: I don't mean to offend you David, but you're a terrible liar.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I told you, this is an emergency!
- Mr. Burns: So next time, call you an ambulance. We'll get there when we get there.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: [starting to transform] I got to be there by five!
- Mr. Burns: Hey mister, your gonna be ten minutes late, so just keep your shirt on.
- Norman Adrams: Carol?
- Carol Abrams: Is that my lovable old man I hear?
- Norman Adrams: That's not funny. I'm not old. Lovable, yes.
- Carol Abrams: Oh, I love it when you hug me, daddy.
- Carol Abrams: Hey, what about dinner, beef or fish?
- Norman Adrams: Aw, no ah, Uncle Leo and I will grab something at the deli.
- Carol Abrams: Your gonna get heartburn!
- Norman Adrams: Hey, in life, you love certain things, you gotta pay for them.
- Hank: [to David] Look, you really don't want to make me angry, and I really don't want to make you angry. So please, don't be difficult.
- Carol Abrams: You're an intelligent, articulate man. And you should not be working in this arcade.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Yes, I know that. Yes. Well, I've seriously been considering announcing my candidacy for the mayor of New York. I really think I have a chance. Big chance.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: David, be serious.
- Hank: Mr. Jason Laird would like you to come to his place.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Well, that's very gracious of him. I appreciate the invitation, but I have business upstairs.
- Hank: Look, you really don't wanna make me angry. And I really don't wanna make you angry. So, please, don't be difficult.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I have business upstairs.
- Hank: Hey. You really don't want anything to happen to that nice little girl that just walked out the door, do you?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: No, I don't.