- [Kevin Spacey is doing some of his famous impersonations]
- James Lipton: Mr. Gielgud, American actors envy your impeccable diction. How did you acquire it?
- Kevin Spacey: [as John Gielgud] Oh, went to school, you know, trained for years and years.
- James Lipton: Marlon -
- [audience groans and laughs]
- James Lipton: English actors do *not* admire your diction. How did you acquire it? Could it, by any chance, have been a result of your training at the Actors' Studio?
- Kevin Spacey: [as Marlon Brando] Listen, I didn't learn tiddly-twat at the Actors' Studio. And frankly, I'm sick and tired of all you cats just livin' off my name forever, so leave me alone and bring me the Doritos.
- [getting Kevin Spacey to do some of his famous impersonations]
- James Lipton: Now, I understand you have conducted a long correspondence with Kevin Spacey, and that he approached you once, Ms. Hepburn, and I would like to know - what's that story? What do you write about...?
- Kevin Spacey: [as Katherine Hepburn] He's a stalker! He just won't leave me alone!
- James Lipton: Well, when he writes to you, what do you respond?
- Kevin Spacey: [as Katherine Hepburn] He writes letters and goes on and on about himself, and I just say 'good for you!'