Inspector Gadget (TV Series)

Down on the Farm (1983)

Don Adams: Gadget

Quotes 

• Inspector Gadget : Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right. Well, except for that time in Tangiers. And, then there was that mess in Austria. I was almost right. Would you believe... close? How about... half right? Most of the time? No? Well...

• Inspector Gadget : Uh, sorry about that, Chief.

• Inspector Gadget : [panting, after running around a silo, chasing two M.A.D. agents disguised as farmers, although Gadget is unaware of this, thinking they're real farmers whom he wants to borrow gasoline from]  And I thought farm folk were such friendly people.

• Inspector Gadget : Gee, farm equipment has changed since I was a boy.

• Chief Quimby : Great job, Gadget. But tell me something: How did you cause the malfunction? Frankly, I wouldn't have the vaguest idea what to do.

  Inspector Gadget : Uh, well, Chief, all you have to do is, uh, read the instructions. But, I'll pay for the door.

  Chief Quimby : You're much too modest.

  Inspector Gadget : Thank you.

• Inspector Gadget : [after falling into a pig trough]  Well, those sheep landed me in a fine mess!

  [Brain, who is also at the farm, witnesses the situation, and whilst doing so, laughs heartily at Gadget's predicament] 

• Inspector Gadget : [after accidently dropping a gas can]  Wowsers! So much for energy conservation.