The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)

Nat King Cole, Guest (1964)

Jack Benny: Jack Benny

Quotes 

• Jack Benny : Jimmy, how... how old are you?

  Jimmy the 5-year-old Drummer : Thirty-nine.

• Sammy : I sprained my arm, Jack.

  Jack Benny : Well, you didn't fall that hard.

  Sammy : I know, but it's the same arm they slammed the door on in the patrol wagon.

• Jack Benny : For those of you who are worried when Sammy the drummer, you know, when he fell over the drums there. He actually... he did not break any bones... he broke a bottle. Believe me, he would rather have broken a bone.