The Jeff Foxworthy Show (TV Series)

He's Making a List, Checking It Twice (1995)

Jeff Foxworthy: Jeff Foxworthy

Quotes 

• Walt Bacon : You should write a country song about us. You could call it, uh, "My Air Ain't Nearly As Cold As Your Heart"

  Russ Francis : or,uh..."My Woman Couldn't Warm Me Up , So I Found A Spaceheater That Could"

  Travis Tritt : [giving a lightly disgusted funny look]  Thanks, guys, but I think I'd like to keep my career... Or else I'd have to go back to my dead-end job

  Jeff Foxworthy : Yeah? What was that?

  Travis Tritt : [making a joke]  ... Heating and Air

  Jeff Foxworthy : [everyone laughs]  Hey, He just insulted us. Why are we laughing?

  Russ Francis : He makes us nervous

• Karen Foxworthy : Clould you do these Christmas cards for me?

  Jeff Foxworthy : Sure thing.

  Walt Bacon : [coughs]  Wuss! Wuss!

  Jeff Foxworthy : [coughs]  Fired! Fired!