- George Jefferson: How could Mama do such a thing? I didn't know she was that kind of a woman.
- Buddy: [Slaps George in the face] Don't you never talk like that about your mama.
- George Jefferson: Look, Weezie, I wanna talk to you.
- Louise Jefferson: George, I'll talk to you when the song is over.
- Louise Jefferson, Helen Willis, Tom Willis, Florence Johnston, Harry Bentley: [singing] On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...
- George Jefferson: [loudly and rushedly singing] Twelve drummers drumming/Eleven pipers piping/Ten lords a-leaping/Nine ladies dancing/ Eight maids a-milking/Seven swans a-swimming/Six geese a-laying/Five golden rings/Four calling birds/Three french hens/Two turtle doves, and/A partridge in a pear tree!
- [tosses the songbook aside and turns to Louise]
- George Jefferson: OK, now you wanna tell me?