- Jan Fendrich: Frank, I know it's your own private hotel in here, but do you think you could pick your clothes up? I don't need to be lookin' at your underwear at this hour.
- Mike McNeil: Oh, like there's a good time for that.
- Terrence 'Pip' Phillips: You sleepin' here again, Frank?
- Frank Harrigan: Well, the last couple of nights my wife's sister's in town and she don't like me.
- Jan Fendrich: [Sarcastically] Why's that?
- Frank Harrigan: I called her a fat bitch a couple of Christmas's ago.
- Mike McNeil: Were you drunk?
- Frank Harrigan: Nope.
- Jan Fendrich: Is she fat?
- Frank Harrigan: [Points to his stomach] Do I look like I know fat?
- Tommy Manetti: You think he tagged her?
- Frank Harrigan: He's kissin' her, course he tagged her.
- Ruben Somarriba: He better give us the details.
- Frank Harrigan: If I tagged Liz Hurley I'd be in Times Square with a megaphone the next morning giving details to the entire world. I'd have videos, Polaroids, the whole nine yards.
- Jan Fendrich: If you had tagged Liz Hurley?
- Frank Harrigan: It could happen under the right circumstances.
- Jan Fendrich: Like if she was drugged?
- Frank Harrigan: For starters.