Joey (TV Series)

Joey and the Husband (2004)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

Quotes 

• Eric : I get it. You're gay.

  Joey : No! But if I was, I'd be attracted to myself!

• Michael : I'm going to my room to study. What are you going to do?

  Joey : I'm luring Alex's husband over with a pretend maintenance problem, because he's the Super, but my real plan is to prove to him that I'm sexy.

  Michael : We lead very different lives, you and I.