Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Christmas? Christmas! (2001)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Kevin Liotta : What are you guys talking about?
Nina Van Horn : Losing our virginity. What's your story?
[Kevin hyperventilates and runs away]
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Dennis Finch : How about if I say a word, and you say the first word that pops into your head?
Nina Van Horn : I hate this game! They used to make me play it at the sanitarium.
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Nina Van Horn : My God, there's children everywhere. It's bad enough they run amok in our parks and playgrounds... Except yours, Jack. Hannah is an angel on butterscotch wings.
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Dennis Finch : You have to help me write this. We could make a ton of money.
Nina Van Horn : Oh, I don't know, Finch. I'm not a musician, I only sleep with them.
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Dennis Finch : White.
Nina Van Horn : Snow.
Dennis Finch : Christmas.
Nina Van Horn : Santa.
Dennis Finch : Elf.
Nina Van Horn : Finch.
Dennis Finch : Ouch.
Nina Van Horn : Weakling.
Dennis Finch : Old.
Nina Van Horn : Hey!
Dennis Finch : Has-been.
Nina Van Horn : Leaving!
Dennis Finch : Passé.
Nina Van Horn : Vodka!
[leaves]
Maya Gallo : Finch!
Dennis Finch : Boobs.
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Nina Van Horn : Will you stop that humming, please? You sound like a faulty vibrator.
Dennis Finch : I'm writing a Christmas song. Between you and me, I think I found a way to turn this sleepy little holiday into a big time money maker.