George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : Hey, Jack. Look who's here.

  Jack Gallo : Hey, Donnie. Who has a pretty suit? Donnie does!

  Maya Gallo : Dad, he's not really slow. Remember?

  Jack Gallo : What? A guy can't complement another guy in a childlike voice?

  [to another worker] 

  Jack Gallo : You there! Who's got a shiny tie clasp? You do!

• Jack Gallo : Oh, Kevin, how are things down at the mail room?

  Kevin Liotta : Okay. How are things down at the rich, old bastards club?

  Jack Gallo : What?

  Kevin Liotta : Finch, I said it, but he didn't laugh.

• Jack Gallo : Dennis, who's the one I always forget?

  Dennis Finch : Sneezy.

  Jack Gallo : Yes!

• Jack Gallo : May I have everyone's attention? I have a very sad announcement. Blush Magazine's very first employee, Russell Henderson, died last night in his sleep at the age of 83. Russ was a good bookkeeper, and a dear friend to all who knew him. So in his honor, please join me in a moment of silence.

  [everyone stands silent; Kevin walks in] 

  Kevin Liotta : [after an uncomfortable pause]  We were stranded in the snow! Our radio was broken! For the love of God, we had to eat something!

  Jack Gallo : Okay, silence over.