- Elliot DiMauro: Hey, Jack. Look who's here.
- Jack Gallo: Hey, Donnie. Who has a pretty suit? Donnie does!
- Maya Gallo: Dad, he's not really slow. Remember?
- Jack Gallo: What? A guy can't complement another guy in a childlike voice?
- [to another worker]
- Jack Gallo: You there! Who's got a shiny tie clasp? You do!
- Jack Gallo: Oh, Kevin, how are things down at the mail room?
- Kevin Liotta: Okay. How are things down at the rich, old bastards club?
- Jack Gallo: What?
- Kevin Liotta: Finch, I said it, but he didn't laugh.
- Jack Gallo: May I have everyone's attention? I have a very sad announcement. Blush Magazine's very first employee, Russell Henderson, died last night in his sleep at the age of 83. Russ was a good bookkeeper, and a dear friend to all who knew him. So in his honor, please join me in a moment of silence.
- [everyone stands silent; Kevin walks in]
- Kevin Liotta: [after an uncomfortable pause] We were stranded in the snow! Our radio was broken! For the love of God, we had to eat something!
- Jack Gallo: Okay, silence over.
- Donnie: I made a go of it. But paying rent, making car payments, reaching for stuff... Eh, it's just not who I am.
- Nina Van Horn: Why did I just tell you all that?
- Dennis Finch: I say nothing, you confess. A little Jedi mind trick I picked up along the way.
- Nina Van Horn: How long must I be punished for never having been to Japan?
- Donnie: Dennis, when are you gonna stop hiding from behind your desk and come join me in the brotherhood of salesmen?
- Dennis Finch: I don't know. Would I have to wear the coonskin cap?
- Maya Gallo: So you sell insurance now?
- Donnie: Oh, I'm not selling anything. I provide piece of mind.
- Maya Gallo: Is that somehow connected with the toupee?
- Donnie: I don't follow.
- Maya Gallo: You used to be bald.
- Donnie: No... you must be mistaken.