"Just Shoot Me!" Finch on Ice (TV Episode 2000) - Wendie Malick as Nina Van Horn

Nina Van Horn : Friends, clear your calendars. Two nights from tonight, the A&E network is airing my Biography.

Maya Gallo : Oh, Nina. That's great.

Dennis Finch : Bottom of the Barrel Week continues, with Nina Van Horn.

Nina Van Horn : It's called Comeback Week, you little hedgehog.

Dennis Finch : Oh! Did you know the hedgehog at the zoo is pregnant? Artificial insemination.
Nina Van Horn : Maya, you're blonde.

Maya Gallo : Yes.

Nina Van Horn : Wow! And may I say, you look hot.

Maya Gallo : Thank you, Nina. That's so sweet.

[after Nina leaves, Maya speaks into her tape recorder]

Maya Gallo : Women are jealous, feel threatened by new me.
Nina Van Horn : Just think, a TV show dedicated entirely to me. Just me. Me, me, me. It's really quite humbling.

Dennis Finch : Calm down. They also did one on Yosemite Sam.
Nina Van Horn : Dear God, I know that it would be selfish of me to ask for this man to live, but if you could just allow him to linger until nine o'clock tonight - eight o'clock Central - I would be forever grateful. Hail Mary, the Holy Ghost... David and Goliath, and all the rest of them. Amen.
Nurse : How are we doing, Mr. McMahon?

Ed McMahon : Get this religious freak out of here!

Nina Van Horn : Ed, you're alive! I brought you out of your coma!

Ed McMahon : Coma? You said it was a concussion!

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn