Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Finch on Ice (2000)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
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Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Friends, clear your calendars. Two nights from tonight, the A&E network is airing my Biography.
Maya Gallo : Oh, Nina. That's great.
Dennis Finch : Bottom of the Barrel Week continues, with Nina Van Horn.
Nina Van Horn : It's called Comeback Week, you little hedgehog.
Dennis Finch : Oh! Did you know the hedgehog at the zoo is pregnant? Artificial insemination.
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Nina Van Horn : Just think, a TV show dedicated entirely to me. Just me. Me, me, me. It's really quite humbling.
Dennis Finch : Calm down. They also did one on Yosemite Sam.
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Dennis Finch : Of course, I had a secret that no one could have ever guessed.
Jack Gallo : You were in love with her.
Dennis Finch : I was in love with her.
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Dennis Finch : She's perfect. She has the body of Britney Spears and the wisdom of Princess Leia.
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Jack Gallo : Dennis, what are you doing?
[sees him staring at a blond woman bent over]
Jack Gallo : Ah, I see you also appreciate a nice backyard.
Dennis Finch : Jack, don't...
Jack Gallo : Just because I'm married, doesn't mean I can't apreciate the view.
Dennis Finch : You're the boss.
Jack Gallo : Oh, yes. Come to daddy.
[the woman turns around; it's Maya]
Maya Gallo : Oh, morning, dad.
Dennis Finch : Want me to drive you uptown so you can hit on you mom?
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Dennis Finch : She's here. What do I do?
Jack Gallo : Listen to your head, but don't be afraid to follow your heart.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, right. Guy doesn't even recognize his own daughter.
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Nicole : Ow! Ow! Put me down!
Justin : Then how am I supposed to lift you up?
Dennis Finch : You don't lift her. You allow her to fly!
Nicole : Dennis, you came. Justin, this is the guy who's going to help us.
Justin : Help us do what? Find the Lucky Charms?
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Dennis Finch : Does Elliot know?
Maya Gallo : Not yet. He's in a photo shoot at the Bronx Zoo.
Dennis Finch : Oh, did you hear the rhino there has a pet kitten named Rocky? You learn a lot if you rent the headsets.
