Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Finch on Ice (2000)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : There's nothing wrong with a little fantasy. It's healthy. Shows I'm willing to be intimate with you.
Maya Gallo : What was I, some tattooed floozy in thigh-high boots you picked up on some bar?
Elliot DiMauro : No.
Maya Gallo : Then what?
Elliot DiMauro : A naked blonde stranger who wanted to have sex with me. Men don't need all that extra stuff.
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Maya Gallo : How did the aquarium shoot go?
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, they threw us out. Apparently, my flash enraged the giant squid.
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Maya Gallo : Elliot, we need to talk.
Elliot DiMauro : Not now. I'm busy.
Maya Gallo : You're eating pudding.
Elliot DiMauro : Yes, but I'm fantasizing it's Jello.
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Maya Gallo : How was the zoo shoot?
Elliot DiMauro : Terrible. None of the animals wanted to come out, except for a spider monkey who spent the whole day pleasuring himself. I'm so tired. I just want to lie down.
Maya Gallo : [steps in with her blonde hair] Are you sure?
Elliot DiMauro : Then again, you snooze, you lose.