Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

How the Finch Stole Christmas (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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• Elliot DiMauro : Christmas is so depressing. It's gotten too comercial, it's lost all its spiritual meaning.

  Dennis Finch : No it hasn't. That is such a cliché.

  Jack Gallo : Check this out! Lollipops in the shape of Jesus.

• Jack Gallo : [Asking which staff member would agree to act as Santa]  How about you, Nina? You like bouncing young men on your lap.

  Nina Van Horn : No, I couldn't.

  Jack Gallo : Are you sure?

  Nina Van Horn : I'm quite certain. The judge was most explicit on that point.

• Dennis Finch : I'll do it, because a gift is its own reward. Although since it's Christmas, a better reward would be a new set of wheels. Prefably a moped, with a sidecar for the honeys.

  Jack Gallo : Dennis, you're not getting a moped.

  Dennis Finch : Moped, motorscooter, whatever.

• Jack Gallo : Guess what I have in here?

  Dennis Finch : A human head?

  Jack Gallo : Better. Hannah's new puppy. Isn't he adorable? I'd love to cuddle you and hold you and hug you forever... Okay, gotta run.