Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
How the Finch Stole Christmas (1998)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
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Quotes
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Narrator : Now, I don't know for sure, but so I am told / The Finch's black heart turned completely to gold.
Dennis Finch : That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
Narrator : For once Finch felt like more than a peasant / Then he noticed that Elliot had opened his present.
Elliot DiMauro : "To Elliot from Finch: Take that, you bald-headed loser!" What the hell?
Narrator : But the Finch is clever, he always survives.
Dennis Finch : [Pulls on fire alarm] Fire! Fire! Run for your lives!
Narrator : And those jingle bells rang from New York to New Jersey / Merry Christmas to all, and happy Hannukah to Persky.
Persky : Thank you, sir?
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Elliot DiMauro : Christmas is so depressing. It's gotten too comercial, it's lost all its spiritual meaning.
Dennis Finch : No it hasn't. That is such a cliché.
Jack Gallo : Check this out! Lollipops in the shape of Jesus.
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Nina Van Horn : You're joking, right?
Elliot DiMauro : What do you mean?
Nina Van Horn : That's not a Christmas tree. It's all scrawny and anemic and it looks like it hasn't seen daylight in months.
Elliot DiMauro : So do you!