Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Two Faces of Finch: Part 1 (2001)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : I've been giving this a lot of thought, and I've decided that the all G-string issue is the wrong direction for this magazine.
Maya Gallo : Dad, I for one am standing by your decision.
Jack Gallo : Which is why we're doing a special feature on nipple glitter instead.
Dennis Finch : Woo-hoo!
[singing]
Dennis Finch : They're bright and sparkly, I touch them in the darkly. Everybody!
[pause]
Dennis Finch : Classic Finch. It's good stuff.
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Maya Gallo : Mr. Gallo is very busy at this time.
Betsy Frayne : I think that bra is a little busy.
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Nina Van Horn : For your protection, I think you should carry a gun too.
[takes a gun out of her purse]
Maya Gallo : You can't give Dennis a gun.
Nina Van Horn : You're right. The recoil would drop him right in his ass. Here, take this.
[takes out a switchblade]
Nina Van Horn : Remember, it's stab and twist! Stab and twist!
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Maya Gallo : Elliot, what was that you told me about the way you walk?
Elliot DiMauro : I took it from Al Pacino. Watch this.
[walks back and forth]
Jack Gallo : More like Al Paqueeno.
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Maya Gallo : I don't know what to say.
Nina Van Horn : Well, I do! Your whole life has been a lie. I mean, who are you, really? You could be an old black woman, and we'd never know. But here's a few things we do know. One: I look great all the time; Two: Maya will die alone; and Three: you have completely freaked us out!
Dennis Finch : You all feel this way?
Maya Gallo : Except for the part about me dying alone.