Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Two Faces of Finch: Part 1 (2001)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : I've been giving this a lot of thought, and I've decided that the all G-string issue is the wrong direction for this magazine.
Maya Gallo : Dad, I for one am standing by your decision.
Jack Gallo : Which is why we're doing a special feature on nipple glitter instead.
Dennis Finch : Woo-hoo!
[singing]
Dennis Finch : They're bright and sparkly, I touch them in the darkly. Everybody!
[pause]
Dennis Finch : Classic Finch. It's good stuff.
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Betsy Frayne : You know, if you ever want to have sex with me, the door's always open.
Dennis Finch : What?
Betsy Frayne : And some of the windows, too.
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Dennis Finch : From now on, no more Finchines. I'm dropping everything. Whoo! Yes, this is nice.
Irish Bartender : [with accent] Can I draw ya another pint?
Dennis Finch : [imitating accent] Yes, I would like another pint.
Irish Bartender : Is this some kind of joke?
Dennis Finch : I don't know what you're talking about.
Irish Bartender : Are you making fun of me, boy-o?
Dennis Finch : No, I'm not, I just want me pint!
Irish Bartender : Quit talking like me!
Dennis Finch : What are you talking about... Oh, sweet mother Mary!
Irish Bartender : Stop it right now!
Dennis Finch : I'm tryin', McRyan, I'm tryin'!
Irish Bartender : [Grabs Dennis] I've had enough of you!
Dennis Finch : Help me, O'Sullivan!
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Dennis Finch : Listen up, people! Jack is too old and wealthy to see people individually.
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Maya Gallo : I don't know what to say.
Nina Van Horn : Well, I do! Your whole life has been a lie. I mean, who are you, really? You could be an old black woman, and we'd never know. But here's a few things we do know. One: I look great all the time; Two: Maya will die alone; and Three: you have completely freaked us out!
Dennis Finch : You all feel this way?
Maya Gallo : Except for the part about me dying alone.