Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

What the Teddy Bear Saw (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Dennis, what's the name of that song I like?

  Dennis Finch : Theme from Shaft.

  Jack Gallo : That's it.

• Nina Van Horn : I'm back.

  Jack Gallo : Did you go somewhere?

  Nina Van Horn : A self-actualization seminar called Me First.

  Dennis Finch : Drama queen camp.

  Jack Gallo : Oh.

• Maya Gallo : Any other time I would, but I'm having my wisdom teeth pulled out.

  Jack Gallo : Didn't you had them taken out in college? I remember sending you a big check.

  Maya Gallo : Actually, I used that to cover a bad night at Vegas.

  Jack Gallo : Wow. Tell me what happened.

  Maya Gallo : Well, I was at the blackjack table and I split tens.

  Jack Gallo : [disappointed]  Oh, Maya.

• Jack Gallo : What's going on?

  [April screams and runs off] 

  Jack Gallo : Dennis?

  Dennis Finch : What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on. We live in a world where our privacy is taking a back seat to the ever watchful eye of Big Brother. Security cameras in our homes? What's next, bar codes on our heads? Shame on you, Jack Gallo. Shame on you and all the fascists chipping away at our personal freedoms.

  Jack Gallo : You schtupped my nanny, didn't you?

  Dennis Finch : Twice.

• Jack Gallo : Nina, did you finish that golf fashion layout?

  Nina Van Horn : Finished? I haven't even started.

  Jack Gallo : Any reason why?

  Nina Van Horn : Me and some of my Me First seminar buddies were out at the airport spreading the word.

  Jack Gallo : The word? Nina, is this seminar by any chance a cult?

  Nina Van Horn : Cult? Why is it that any belief system that strays from the norm is labeled a cult? That any leader that dares to speak a deeper truth is called a lunatic with a messiah complex, and his followers are just pawns.

  Jack Gallo : I'm sorry. I guess I just jumped to conclusions.

  Nina Van Horn : You should be. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to sever all ties with my family.