"Just Shoot Me!" What the Teddy Bear Saw (TV Episode 1998) - Wendie Malick as Nina Van Horn

Nina Van Horn : I'm back.

Jack Gallo : Did you go somewhere?

Nina Van Horn : A self-actualization seminar called Me First.

Dennis Finch : Drama queen camp.

Jack Gallo : Oh.
Nina Van Horn : I went to this self-actualization seminar called Me First. It's very complicated, but basically they taught me that I am the center of the universe.

Dennis Finch : What's next week, tall and skinny camp?
Nina Van Horn : Don't worry. He couldn't run this place without you.

Dennis Finch : Thanks.

Nina Van Horn : No, I was talking to myself.
Jack Gallo : Nina, did you finish that golf fashion layout?

Nina Van Horn : Finished? I haven't even started.

Jack Gallo : Any reason why?

Nina Van Horn : Me and some of my Me First seminar buddies were out at the airport spreading the word.

Jack Gallo : The word? Nina, is this seminar by any chance a cult?

Nina Van Horn : Cult? Why is it that any belief system that strays from the norm is labeled a cult? That any leader that dares to speak a deeper truth is called a lunatic with a messiah complex, and his followers are just pawns.

Jack Gallo : I'm sorry. I guess I just jumped to conclusions.

Nina Van Horn : You should be. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to sever all ties with my family.

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn