Justice League (TV Series)
Comfort and Joy (2003)
George Newbern: Superman, Clark Kent, D.J. Rubber Ducky
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Quotes
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Pa Kent : We used to wrap his presents in lead foil so he couldn't peek.
Clark Kent : [Clark looks momentarily confused] You mean *Santa* wrapped them.
Ma Kent : Oh, of course, dear.
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[Clark Kent examines his Christmas presents]
Clark Kent : Lead...
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Clark Kent : That's why I like coming home for the holidays. I can just relax and be myself.
Pa Kent : Okay, everyone! I'm turning on the Christmas tree!
Clark Kent : Pa! That's my job!
[runs downstairs]
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[last lines; Clark and his parents listen to J'onn singing in Martian]
Clark Kent : And he said he didn't bring a gift.
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J'onn J'onzz : [at the Kent farm] This is a bad idea.
Clark Kent : No way was I gonna leave you alone in the Watchtower on Christmas Eve. Besides, Batman practically begged for monitor duty. You'll love it. Trust me.
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Clark Kent : [at his parents' house for the holiday] Where's Kara?
Ma Kent : Skiing with Barbara. She'll be home for New Year's.
Clark Kent : [to J'onn] Well, as long as she's not here, you can have her room.
[leading him in]
Clark Kent : You should be nice and cozy here, J'onn.
J'onn J'onzz : Nice and cozy? How odd to hear you speak that way. I've never seen this side of you, Clark.
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The Flash : Merry Christmas, guys! Have you been good this year?
Mrs. Saunders : [shouts of agreement] You can bet they've been good when it means seeing their favorite hero.
The Flash : Don't forget the present he brings.
Mrs. Saunders : [the kids cheer] You really don't have to do that.
The Flash : Come on, it's tradition. What's it gonna be this year, guys? A video game? Sports equipment?
Little Boy : Well, there is something.
The Flash : Name it.
Little Girl : It's on! It's on!
[they lead him to the television]
D.J. Rubber Ducky : [rapping] I'm the rubber ducky with all the fly moves/Rockin' at his house with my tight grooves/Go, rubber, go, rubber/Go, Rubber Ducky.
The Flash : [laughing as Ducky makes farting noises] That actually is pretty cool. Okay, D.J. Rubber Ducky it is.
Mrs. Saunders : Uh, you may not want to get their hopes up too high. Every store's been sold out for weeks.
The Flash : Please. I made Gorilla Grodd cry uncle. I'm sure Rubber Ducky will be no problem.
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Superman : The ice planet's orbit is stabilizing. These two worlds will never collide now.
J'onn J'onzz : The Normitians are sending us their expressions of relief and gratitude.
The Flash : Nice way to kick off a Christmas break.
Superman : I second that. G.L.?
Green Lantern : You guys go ahead. I'll catch up with you later.
Hawkgirl : [following him] I'll hitch a ride back with G.L.
The Flash : How about you, big guy? Any holiday plans?
J'onn J'onzz : I'm afraid this season has no meaning for me.
The Flash : [watching him board the Javelin] Whoa. Frosty.
Superman : We'll have to do something about that.