Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

What to Wear When Yachting (1992)

Tony Aitken: the TV Repairman

Quotes 

• The TV Repairman : What exactly is wrong with your set, is it the picture or the sound?

  Hyacinth : It's neither. What I want *you* to do is to insert one of those little things that goes bleep over every expletive.

• [first lines] 

  The TV Repairman : Good morning, madam. You the one with the wonky telly?

  Hyacinth : No, I am not the one with the wonky telly. I am the lady whose television requires adjusting.

  The TV Repairman : Oh. I see. Uh, may I come in?

  Hyacinth : *If* you promise not to brush against my walls. They've recently been redecorated up to and beyond British standards.