Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

What to Wear When Yachting (1992)

Clive Swift: Richard

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• [last lines] 

  Hyacinth : Emmet, Elizabeth, my nautical buffet has suffered a slight setback.

  Richard : I am going home.

  Hyacinth : We're all going home, Richard. And we'll buy some fish and chips.

• Richard : Hyacinth, it's not the wrong key. It's the wrong boat!

• Hyacinth : [Referring to a neighbor she wants to impress]  Go slower, I want her to see my yachting cap.

  Richard : She'll probably think you're selling ice cream.

• Hyacinth : [Inhaling deeply]  Smell the air!

  Richard : It's only the river... it's not as though we're in the Roaring Forties!

  Hyacinth : Richard, I will NOT have you muttering mutinously!