Kim Possible (TV Series)

Exchange (2003)

Will Friedle: Ron Stoppable

Quotes 

• [Ron is ambushed by monkey ninjas] 

  Ron : Aw, Fuji. Why is it ALWAYS monkeys? Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed super models?

• [Ron's about to quit ninja school] 

  Sensei : I am saddened to say that Yori is missing.

  Ron : Missing? Missing, how?

  Sensei : Since you refused the task of recovering the Lotus Blade, she seized the honor. Her footprints. The ground here tells the story... a great struggle. Many warriors.

  Ron : And one Yori.

  Sensei : The hour grows late, Stoppable-san. You have a plane to catch.

  Ron : I'm gonna miss that plane.

• Ron : Call it? But, I mean, how... Magic sword...? Here boy.

  [Magic sword flies through air, tears off Ron's clothes, and smashes building] 

  Ron : Uh, my bad, I can pay for that, really, you should go ahead and put that on my tab.

• [Ron's failing ninja training] 

  Yori : You must not give up. Even a mighty river was once a stream.

  Ron : But I'm a trickle.

  Yori : I believe in you, Stoppable-san.

  [kisses Ron on the cheek] 

  Yori : Good night.

  Ron : [sighs]  Call me Ron-san.

• Ron : Ron-san is gonna sleep like a baby tonight!

  Rufus : Huh?

  Ron : No, I don't mean waking up every two hours crying for my mama.

• [Upon learning of Ron's selection as a foreign exchange student] 

  Bonnie Rockwaller : Let me get this straight, we get motorcycle hotness and they get Stoppable? Any way we can make this trade permanent?

  Mr. Steve Barkin : Now keep in mind, Stoppable, for the next seven days, you are a cultural ambassador. You represent this school, this city, and this nation.

  Ron : Don't worry, Mr. B., I am a master at the delicate art of diplomacy.

  [eats a row of potato chips] 

  Ron : But if they push any raw fish on me, I swear I'll chuck!