- Peggy Hill: [hysterical] My husband is in there! He had to take this job because nobody else would hire him!
- EMT: We're doing everything we can, Mrs. Mangione.
- Peggy Hill: [to Bobby regarding Luanne after she has lost her hair] Now Bobby Luanne is going to look different, maybe even hypnotically grotesque but don't stare.
- Peggy Hill: [after Hank has been released from the hospital following the propane explosion at the Mega-lo Mart] Is there any permanent damage?
- Hank Hill: No damage, no scratches, no dents, no dings. Bobby, what do you say we go hit the batting cages?
- Peggy Hill: Hank, slow down! You almost died today!
- Hank Hill: Well, that's the good thing about death, you either die or you don't. I didn't, so let's hit some balls
- Bill Dauterive: [Offering Hank a garbage can to sit on] Oh Hank you poor thing, you shouldn't be standing after that accident.
- Hank Hill: [Annoyed] I'm fine! It's no big deal! Buildings explode, that's what they do.
- Peggy Hill: [Attempting to cheer up Luanne after she had been caught in an explosion and lost her hair] Luanne honey look it's two of your old friends the manger babies.
- Luanne Platter: [Pouting] Sock puppets are for babies, in the real world beauty fades and penguins die a cold horrible death!
- Dale Gribble: [At the ruins of the exploded Mega Lo Mart talking to a state inspector] Find the body yet, Quincy?
- State Inspector: We have some remains that we're analyzing. You needn't concern yourself.
- Dale Gribble: Oh, I needn't, shouldn't I? Then maybe I should not know that all Mega Lo Mart employees have a $5000 insurance policy.
- State Inspector: That's nonsense. This is a very straight-forward investigation.
- Dale Gribble: Heh, that's what they want you to think.
- State Inspector: Sir, we are "they"
- [Dale twitches surprised and runs away]
- Luanne Platter: I broke up with Buckley seconds before the explosion and I never looked back. That's why I still have my eyebrows.