King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hank's Back (2004)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• [Hank is teaching yoga to Enrique and Joe Jack] 

  Hank : That jackass at the yoga center calls this one "Sun Salutation", but I prefer "Modified Roger Staubach."

  Enrique : Hey, Hank! I feel like I'm one with everything now.

  Joe Jack : I just felt my chakra open, Honey.

  Hank : Now we're going to move into something I call "Fertilizing the Lawn."

• Chairman : I played for Arlen too, class of 75. I was one of the sacktastic four.

  Hank : Wait, you were the one who yelled, "It's clobbering time!"

• Hank : Lemme ask you, what healthy person would voluntarily spend 5 minutes with this joker?

  [points to the yoga instructor] 

  Hank : If I wasn't in horrible pain, wouldn't I have kicked this guy's ass?

  Chairman : [the commissioners nod]  We find for Hank Hill.