- [Hank is teaching yoga to Enrique and Joe Jack]
- Hank: That jackass at the yoga center calls this one "Sun Salutation", but I prefer "Modified Roger Staubach."
- Enrique: Hey, Hank! I feel like I'm one with everything now.
- Joe Jack: I just felt my chakra open, Honey.
- Hank: Now we're going to move into something I call "Fertilizing the Lawn."
- Dale Gribble: Your shoes are untied.
- Bill Dauterive: How embarrassing, I thought I removed the laces from these shoes.