King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hank's Got the Willies (1997)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale : Oh my God, I'm out of cigs.

  Bobby Hill : Mr. Gribble, who is your number one favorite hero?

  Dale : You are if you get me some smokes.

• Hank Hill : [hearing a strange sound]  What is that chinging sound?

  Dale : One of those stealth helicopters with computerized noise-canceling capability. They're still working the chings out.

  Bill Dauterive : How'd you know about the stealth helicopters?

  Dale : alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters

  Boomhauer : Yeah man, I tell you what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.