King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hank's Got the Willies (1997)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Santa Claus is for babies.

  Bill Dauterive : You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

• Hank Hill : [hearing a strange sound]  What is that chinging sound?

  Dale : One of those stealth helicopters with computerized noise-canceling capability. They're still working the chings out.

  Bill Dauterive : How'd you know about the stealth helicopters?

  Dale : alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters

  Boomhauer : Yeah man, I tell you what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.