King of the Hill (TV Series)

Square Peg (1997)

Kathy Najimy: Peggy Hill

Quotes 

• Peggy Hill : Bobby, honey, um... What do you know about sexual relations?

  Bobby Hill : I don't know, nothing much, I'm a little worried about being a slut.

• Peggy Hill : Happiness. Hap-piness. Hap-pe-ness. Hap-penis. H... penis. I did it. Ovaries. Uvula. Uterus. VaaaaaaaaaaaGINA!

  [Hank spits out his beer] 

  Peggy Hill : Hey Hank, I just said...

  Hank : I heard ya. The whole neighborhood can hear ya cussin'.

• Peggy Hill : [about attempting to teach Bobby sex education]  Hank I couldn't get the words out

  Bill Dauterive : Aw gee you didn't send her in to do a man's job did you?

  Hank : Uh well I...

  Bill Dauterive : Maybe you should let Boomhauer teach him what he knows

  Boomhauer : Yeah man I'll tell ya what, ya talkin' about them dang old condom dispensers... Put little ol' 50 cents in there and try to hit that coin return... bang on that thing... Talk about her needs.

  Hank : [thinks for a moment]  Uh, no that's alright