King of the Hill (TV Series)

That's What She Said (2004)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Tell me the difference between a positive placement pump and a vertical turbine pump.

  Rich : Um, I know the placement of my pump, and when I see your mama...

  Hank Hill : That's it, I'm kicking your ass!

• Hank Hill : [about a fart machine]  This is not funny. This is a waste of a good 9-volt battery. How do the Chinese get talked into making these things?