King of the Hill (TV Series)
The Final Shinsult (1998)
Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill
Quotes
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[Joseph and Bobby are part of a class presentation on the history of General Santa Anna of Mexico]
Joseph Gribble : I am General Santa Anna. I led the Mexican Army at the Alamo, where we defeated Texas.
Students : Boo!
Bobby Hill : [holding a bucket of KFC chicken] We are at the battle of Cerro Gordo eleven years later and we are hungry. Sir, I will hold your artificial leg while you eat chicken.
[Bobby and Joseph sit and begin eating chicken. Dooley sneaks up behind them with a musket]
Dooley : Attack.
Bobby Hill : Look out! It's the Illinois Volunteer Infantry! Hop on, General!
[Joseph hops on Bobby's back and they escape, leaving the fake leg behind. Dooley holds it above his head]
Dooley : I stole your fake leg.