"King of the Hill" The Order of the Straight Arrow (TV Episode 1997) - Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Hank : [praying to Wematanye] Though we walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, we know you're gonna recommend to the spirit in the sky with liberty and justice for all
Park Ranger : [to Boomhauer] Sir do you know anything about this?

Boomhauer : Yeah man I tell ya what... Did one of them snipe hunts last night... man with them dang ol' sticks and bags and Whack! Whack! man, go Woooo-loo-loo-loo!... Talk about big mistake y'all... It's right there in that cooler.

Park Ranger : [Not understanding him] Well if any of you see anything, stop by the ranger station.
Hank : Now we will say the oath of the Order of the Straight Arrow.

Hank , Bill Dauterive , Dale Gribble , Boomhauer , Bobby Hill , Joseph Gribble , Randy Miller : A Straight Arrow tells the truth. A Straight Arrow loves nature. A Straight Arrow is against bill HR 57 to allow the importation of South American propane.
Hank : Oh my Lord! That's a whooping crane.

Dale Gribble : Hmm, there's only 5 of those left in the world... well, 4 now.
Hank : Okay, the 24-hour oath of silence starts now. Here are your silence sticks.

Bobby Hill : These are Slim Jims.

Hank : That's what the white man calls 'em. Wematanye calls them silence sticks to test your spirit of shutting up. Each time you talk, I take a bite. Talk 5 times and you're out.

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer