Kitchen Confidential (TV Series)

Let's Do Brunch (2006)

John Cho: Teddy Wong

Quotes 

• Pino : [about Jack]  I love this man. He's a genius.

  Jim : You know, he really is a genius. I bet he did so well on his SATs.

  Teddy Wong : What are you, made of mayonnaise?

• Seth Richman : Come on man, gambling is in your blood.

  Teddy Wong : Alright, right, right. Because I'm Asian. I also own my own Dojo and my pocket's full of firecrackers!

  Seth Richman : You know, you can just say no. You don't have to insult me.

  [Seth moves away and quickly returns with a newspaper] 

  Seth Richman : Her name is Handsome Lass.

  Teddy Wong : Seth, for the love of God!

  Seth Richman : Oh come on, a purebred, Teddy! A winner from a line of winners! She's going off a ten to one!

  Teddy Wong : But you said I could just say no!

  Seth Richman : A ten to one, Ted! Hey, you said yourself, you're Asian. You do the math.

  [Teddy gestures at Seth's face with a finger] 

  Seth Richman : Hey, hey. Hey.