- Seth Richman: Fine, you win, but I am not making muffins. Muffins are for people who don't have the nads to order cake for breakfast!
- Pino: [about Jack] I love this man. He's a genius.
- Jim: You know, he really is a genius. I bet he did so well on his SATs.
- Teddy Wong: What are you, made of mayonnaise?
- Seth Richman: Come on man, gambling is in your blood.
- Teddy Wong: Alright, right, right. Because I'm Asian. I also own my own Dojo and my pocket's full of firecrackers!
- Seth Richman: You know, you can just say no. You don't have to insult me.
- [Seth moves away and quickly returns with a newspaper]
- Seth Richman: Her name is Handsome Lass.
- Teddy Wong: Seth, for the love of God!
- Seth Richman: Oh come on, a purebred, Teddy! A winner from a line of winners! She's going off a ten to one!
- Teddy Wong: But you said I could just say no!
- Seth Richman: A ten to one, Ted! Hey, you said yourself, you're Asian. You do the math.
- [Teddy gestures at Seth's face with a finger]
- Seth Richman: Hey, hey. Hey.