- K.I.T.T.: Why do you suppose they excluded me, Bonnie?
- Bonnie Barstow: I don't know, K.I.T.T.
- [slams K.I.T.T.'s hood shut]
- Bonnie Barstow: But don't take it personaly.
- K.I.T.T.: I won't. You know I can't take anything personally.
- Michael Knight: I hate to be the one to break this to ya, but this isn't Club Med.
- Margo Wells: You mean I'm not gonna need my perfume, my make-up, my sexy gowns and string bikini?
- Michael Knight: That sounds great to me, but it's probably the wrong kind of ammunition.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, wear your pants.
- Michael Knight: Never mind. K.I.T.T. I got a bone to pick with you.
- K.I.T.T.: According to my data on human anatomy, you have 206 bones, give or take some questionable cartilage.
- Michael Knight: Devon, you look ridiculous.
- Devon Miles: [wearing a cowboy hat] Really? I thought I looked like Gary Cooper.
- Margo Wells: I'm sorry about this, Michael. I really am.
- Michael Knight: Yeah, I bet you are. You know Margo, I liked you. I liked you a lot. But I think behind your pretty smile and your pretty face, there's nothing but a grinning skull.
- Michael Knight: So with no leads, I got less than one week to catch a bad guy who may not even exist. It doesn't sound to me to be too simple.
- Devon Miles: On the contrary Michael, it seems perfectly simple to me.
- Michael Knight: Devon, let's say there is a bad guy, and he overreacts and decides to waste me.
- Devon Miles: Oh, that would be a most serious and unfortunately resolution, Michael. But, you're quite right. It would solve our problem.
- Bonnie Barstow: Michael, what is this?
- [holds up clump of dried algae]
- Michael Knight: Seaweed.
- Bonnie Barstow: What is seaweed doing under KITT's hood?
- Michael Knight: Oh, yeah, well, I can explain that.
- K.I.T.T.: Perhaps you shouldn't, Michael.
- Bonnie Barstow: [chuckles] Don't tell me...
- Michael Knight: Remember all those jewel robberies down at the marina? Well, it turns out the two thieves are scuba divers. Anyway, KITT and I are on the pier, and these two guys jump right into the ocean, so naturally...
- Devon Miles: [enters] Michael.
- Michael Knight: [off the hook] Devon. What's the good word?
- Devon Miles: I wish I had one. I'm sorry to disturb you both. But I'm afraid I need you to drive me somewhere immediately.
- Michael Knight: All right. KITT should be ready in a couple of seconds.
- Devon Miles: We won't need KITT. I've arranged for another car. Come along. We must move quickly. Time is of the essence. Goodbye, Bonnie.
- Michael Knight: [to Bonnie and KITT] Well, I'll catch you guys later, huh?
- Bonnie Barstow: Here.
- [hands him the clump of seaweed, disgusted with it, Michael takes it, but drops it on the desk on his way out]
- K.I.T.T.: Why do you suppose they excluded me, Bonnie?
- Bonnie Barstow: [sighs] I don't know, KITT. But don't take it personally.
- K.I.T.T.: I won't. You know I can't take anything personally.
- Bonnie Barstow: [in Buckaroo Bar] Hello, cowboy.
- Michael Knight: [looks up, surprised to see cool, classy cowgirl] Bonnie!
- Bonnie Barstow: Howdy, partner. Trail boss sent me to round you up.
- [looks in Devon's direction]
- Bonnie Barstow: Thataway.
- Michael Knight: [follows] Did you change your hair or something?
- [she just glances over her shoulder and smiles]