Knight Rider (TV Series)
K.I.T.T. vs. K.A.R.R. (1984)
Paul Frees: K.A.R.R.
Quotes
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K.A.R.R. : A pacemaker? Well, well, well.
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John Stanton : Get lost.
K.A.R.R. : I'm a computer. I can't get lost.
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K.A.R.R. : Unless you want to be pressed right into the diesel block, I wouldn't move, Mr Miles.
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K.A.R.R. : How's the pacemaker, Eddie?
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K.A.R.R. : If I am destroyed, so shall you be.
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K.A.R.R. : I have no interest in gold. That's a uniquely human foible.
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K.A.R.R. : Silence. We have an intruder.
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K.A.R.R. : Goodbye, Michael Knight!
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John Stanton : [after discovering KARR can talk] Okay, what is this? A joke? A tape recorder? Is Allen Funt gonna pop up and say, Smile, You're On Candid Camera?
K.A.R.R. : Who's Allen Funt?
John Stanton : [Startled] What is this? You're a car. Cars don't talk!
K.A.R.R. : Correct. I am not a car -- I'm the Knight Automated Roving Robot, the first in a bold new experiment. You may call me 'KARR.'
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John Stanton : [to K.A.R.R., after dropping off Mandy] ... Boy, you're really something else. I'd almost hate to give you up, slick.
K.A.R.R. : [his first line] Then *don't*.
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John Stanton : [Speeding towards a massive truck that's blocking the road] Oh God, stop!
[Pushes the brakes but nothing happens]
John Stanton : Where are the brakes?
K.A.R.R. : [Calmly] Manual override - push Turbo Boost.
[John pushes Turbo Boost and KARR jumps over the truck]
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K.A.R.R. : Speech is actually the least remarkable of my functions.