Knight Rider (TV Series)

Knight in Retreat (1985)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Bonnie Barstow : Actually the Foundation was thinking of adopting Sheeba as a pet.

  K.I.T.T. : You have to be kidding!

  Michael Knight : Hey, we have a K.I.T.T... Why not have a cat?

  [Sheeba roars] 

  K.I.T.T. : Very funny!

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, whatever happened to the good old days when we simply turbo boosted over fences and crashed through walls?

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, are you really certain you want to go through with this?

  Michael Knight : K.I.T.T., is my hunch is right, the contacts are somehow made at the Si14 Restaurant, and I gotta have to pass my self off as one very hot piece of space age man power.

• Michael Knight : K.I.T.T., I know it'll be asking a lot, but can you make me into a brilliant computer scientist?

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, that's not asking a lot, that's asking a miracle.

• Michael Knight : That's right, it's called para-sailing.

  K.I.T.T. : Wrong, it's called total insanity.

  Michael Knight : Well, it just happens to be one of the most popular sports in Acapulco. Only there they do it off the backs of motorboats.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, we're not in Acapulco, and I have about as much in common with motorboat as you have with a seagull.