The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

End of the Season (1994)

Garry Shandling: Larry Sanders

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• Larry Sanders : Maybe we need a new chair adjuster. Have you ever thought of that?

  Arthur : Yeah...

  Larry Sanders : Because someone has been sitting in my chair.

  Hank Kingsley : Maybe it's Momma Bear.

  Hank Kingsley : Talentless fat fuck! Just worry about your couch and trying not to fuck up. Alright?

• Phil : Where's Larry's fireman hat?

  Larry Sanders : I don't need the fucking hat!

• Stevie Grant : Roseanne is actually sleeping here while you get better? That's... just blows my mind.

  Larry Sanders : Yeah.

  Stevie Grant : WHY? Did you pull her out of a burning building in some point, or did you sit through "She-Devil"?

• Phil : You know, uh it hurt me when you rejected my Gay of Angeles joke.

  Larry Sanders : Oh come on. That skecth was over-the-top, there was a character named Jerry Fagwell in it...

  Roseanne : Larry, this is not the time to be judgemental.

  Larry Sanders : You didn't... you didn't see it, there was a piece of garbage that sketch. You'd probably like it. As I recall, it was just...

  Roseanne : This is not about *me*! Okay? I'm here to help *you*! I'm not the one with the pill problem. You self-destructive asshole.

• Larry Sanders : But I do have a small, very tiny...

  Roseanne : Addiction.

  Larry Sanders : Addiction to prescription painkillers.

  Roseanne : Drugs.

  Larry Sanders : Yeah but prescription nonetheless. And I think it's the ones anybody can get or probably did, anybody takes.

  Roseanne : Addicts.

• Larry Sanders : Why is everybody asking me if everything is okay today? I mean uh...

  Arthur : And they say television people don't care...

• Larry Sanders : I'm under a lot of pressure. I host a late night talk-show every night. Have you any idea of the demands that that are?

  Roseanne : No, not all. I only have a Top 10 show, and I was abused as a kid, I spent time in a nuthouse and sucking marriages, and last week Weekly World News ran my head on the body of a dog. Absolutely, I have no fucking idea.

  Larry Sanders : I see. So your show is still on the Top 10 huh?

  Roseanne : Yeah... until they run that "Frasier" guy against us.

• Larry Sanders : I can't stand up the whole show show, can I? Then I'd be uh...

  Phil : Alex Trebek.

  Larry Sanders : Alex Trebek.