The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Larry's on Vacation (1995)

Janeane Garofalo: Paula

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Quotes 

• Phil : All the theaters in Hollywood wanna do comedies and this is a serious piece.

  Brian : What's this serious piece is about, Phil?

  Phil : Well, it's about a writer who writes for a late night television.

  Paula : Ooh it's about you!

  Phil : No, no. I knew you would say that but it's loosely based on me. But it's very dark. This guy's addicted to crack and I have a scene where he can't decide to kill himself or, or to masturbate.

  Paula : How could you deny that's about you?

  Phil : Please come because if you don't come I might start doing crack again.

• Arthur : Now, one of tonight's guest will be Gloria Steinem. So, if Mrs. Steinem talks to one of you be helpful, be cooperative but above all say nothing. She's still a journalist.

  Hank Kingsley : She was a feminist.

  Paula : What if she asks us questions?

  Arthur : There are your answers: You love your job, you love the guests but most of all you love Larry. Let's hear it.

  Brian : We love our job.

  Paula : We love the guests.

  Hank Kingsley : I swear to God I forgot what the last thing was.

  Arthur : Just stay away from her, Hank.

  Hank Kingsley : Why? I am a big supporter of women's rights.

  Paula : [Phil spits his drink]  Oh give me a break!

  Phil : Yeah Hank, maybe you could show your video when you're supporting one woman's rights while the other woman is blowing you.

  Arthur : Let's go work!

  [leaves the room] 

  Brian : [to Phil]  You are such an asshole.