The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Larry's on Vacation (1995)

Jeffrey Tambor: Hank Kingsley

Quotes 

• Sandra Bernhard : I think you taint on me on purpose.

  Hank Kingsley : Ok, is that it?

  Sandra Bernhard : If that's the atittude, fuck you!

  Hank Kingsley : No, fuck... fuck you. And remember when you're out there you're sitting on Larry's chair.

  Sandra Bernhard : And you got it! I'm sitting behind that desk for next two weeks.

  Hank Kingsley : Well, I'll be sitting next to you.

  Sandra Bernhard : Ooh it's gonna be a fucking party, isn't it?

• [first lines] 

  Arthur : Gentlemen, Larry is on vacation. Our guest host will be the imcoparable Sandra Bernhard.

  Hank Kingsley : I thought the guest host would be a surprise.

  Arthur : Did you know Sandra was going to host the show?

  Hank Kingsley : No.

  Arthur : Surprise!

  Hank Kingsley : She's hosted the show 11 times already.

  Arthur : Well, surprise! She's going to do it again.

• Arthur : Now, one of tonight's guest will be Gloria Steinem. So, if Mrs. Steinem talks to one of you be helpful, be cooperative but above all say nothing. She's still a journalist.

  Hank Kingsley : She was a feminist.

  Paula : What if she asks us questions?

  Arthur : There are your answers: You love your job, you love the guests but most of all you love Larry. Let's hear it.

  Brian : We love our job.

  Paula : We love the guests.

  Hank Kingsley : I swear to God I forgot what the last thing was.

  Arthur : Just stay away from her, Hank.

  Hank Kingsley : Why? I am a big supporter of women's rights.

  Paula : [Phil spits his drink]  Oh give me a break!

  Phil : Yeah Hank, maybe you could show your video when you're supporting one woman's rights while the other woman is blowing you.

  Arthur : Let's go work!

  [leaves the room] 

  Brian : [to Phil]  You are such an asshole.