The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Make a Wish (1997)

Garry Shandling: Larry Sanders

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Quotes 

• [discussing the People's Top Ten Sexiest Men Alive list] 

  Norman Litkey : We are in competition on this thing with every major motion picture studio. No-one from television ever gets on.

  Larry Sanders : What about George Clooney?

  Norman Litkey : Well, he's Batman for Christ's sake!

  Larry Sanders : Yeah?

  Norman Litkey : I mean do you have any idea what kind of publicity machine Warner Bros. has? They could get Elmer fucking Fudd on that list!

• Norman Litkey : Hello there, Mr. Sexy! Look at you. Look at you, you're so sexy I'm getting a woody, just looking at you. Look at...

  Larry Sanders : Don't frighten me, please?

  Norman Litkey : Ok, I'm not getting weird, it's just my way of telling you that you're officially one of People's top ten sexiest men alive.

• Larry Sanders : You know there's an audience sitting right there.

  Ben Stiller : There is? Oh my God! Hey, hey everybody, hey look at Larry, the big fat asshole.

  [audience applauses] 

  Ben Stiller : Wheew! Asshole, man.

• Larry Sanders : I wish you could see how Jewish you look right now. It's unbelievable. Really.

  Ben Stiller : Really? It's incredible coming from a self hating Jew like yourself.

• Norman Litkey : Now are you ready for some good news cause I'm wetting myself.

  Larry Sanders : Yes, yes, I think we all are.